Grumpy Singles Night: Surf Rock & Bossa Nova Edition

Tired of forced smiles and fake enthusiasm? So are we. Join us for an evening where cynicism meets romance, set to the swaying rhythms of bossa nova and the reverb-drenched twang of surf rock.

This isn't your typical singles mixer with icebreaker games and name tags. Instead, we're offering a refuge for the romantically jaded, the perpetually unimpressed, and anyone who'd rather bond over shared disdain than pretend to be perky. Complain about your last relationship. Roll your eyes at the band. Judge the other attendees. Whatever helps.

The soundtrack? Classic surf instrumentals that sound like the beach on a moody day, paired with sultry bossa nova that's too cool to care. Think Dick Dale meets João Gilberto—equal parts sunshine and shade.

Come alone. Stay grumpy. Leave with someone who gets it (or don't—we won't judge).

Dress code: Whatever. We're not your mom.

Attitude: Required.